$WSB — the bottom is in. Literally.
Dedicated to all the assholes on Wall Street.
CA DROPS AT LAUNCH. Anything posted before then is FAKE — this page is the ONLY source.
NO TAX. NO PRESALE. NO VC.
LP 100% LOCKED — TILL THE YEAR 2100.
Not 12 months. 74 YEARS. See you in the year 2100.
The LP sits in an immutable, ownerless lock until the year 2100. No keys. No backdoors. No exceptions.
You don't trust us — you verify.
LOCK TX: PENDING — published here + pinned on 𝕏 before promotion begins
Nothing to renounce — there was never an owner.
Most tokens "renounce ownership": they ship with an owner key that could mint, pause or blacklist you, then drop it later and ask you to trust that nothing happened in between. This contract never had one. The capability doesn't exist in the code.
Four functions. transfer, approve,
transferFrom. That's the whole thing. Read it yourself.
Fair launch. Deployer seeds the pool, locks the LP till 2100, and takes the first ape in the open — on-chain, visible, same as yours. The pasture is eternal. The herd grazes forever.