$WSB ▲▲▲  ·  LP: LOCKED TILL 2100  ·  TAX: 0%  ·  PRESALE: NONE  ·  SUPPLY: 1B  ·  THE BOTTOM IS IN  ·  WE LOVE BULLS. WE LOVE BUTTS.  ·  $WSB ▲▲▲  ·  LP: LOCKED TILL 2100  ·  TAX: 0%  ·  WE LOVE BULLS. WE LOVE BUTTS.  ·  SEND IT  · 
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Wall Street Butts

$WSB — the bottom is in. Literally.

Dedicated to all the assholes on Wall Street.

CA DROPS AT LAUNCH. Anything posted before then is FAKE — this page is the ONLY source.
🐂 BUTT SLAP A BULL 🍑
𝕏 Follow the Butts Telegram — coming soon

NO TAX. NO PRESALE. NO VC.
LP 100% LOCKED — TILL THE YEAR 2100.

🔒 LP LOCKED TILL 2100 🔒

Not 12 months. 74 YEARS. See you in the year 2100.

The LP sits in an immutable, ownerless lock until the year 2100. No keys. No backdoors. No exceptions.

You don't trust us — you verify.

LOCK TX: PENDING — published here + pinned on 𝕏 before promotion begins

  1. Open the lock tx (link goes live above).
  2. Check the unlock date — the year 2100.
  3. Done. Zero trust required. That liquidity grazes in the pasture till 2100. 🐂

🔍 The Contract

Nothing to renounce — there was never an owner.

Most tokens "renounce ownership": they ship with an owner key that could mint, pause or blacklist you, then drop it later and ask you to trust that nothing happened in between. This contract never had one. The capability doesn't exist in the code.

  1. No owner, no admin, no governance — there is no privileged address at all.
  2. No mint function — supply is fixed at deploy and can never increase.
  3. No pause, no blacklist, no transfer tax — nobody can stop or skim your trade.
  4. Not upgradeable — not a proxy. The code you read is the code that runs. Forever.

Four functions. transfer, approve, transferFrom. That's the whole thing. Read it yourself.

🐂 Buttonomics

1B
supply. that's it.
0%
tax. buys AND sells.
2100
LP locked till the year
0
presale · VC

Fair launch. Deployer seeds the pool, locks the LP till 2100, and takes the first ape in the open — on-chain, visible, same as yours. The pasture is eternal. The herd grazes forever.

💸 How to Ape

  1. Get ETH on Robinhood Chain — bridge from mainnet or your usual route.
  2. Copy the CA from THIS PAGE ONLY. Fakes will front-run the ticker within minutes.
  3. Swap on Uniswap — paste the CA. 0% tax, so set slippage low and send it.
  4. Welcome to the bottom. 🍑📈
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